It goes over so well that Vanessa asks Bernie to compete in the school talent show, to help along her campaign. All the information listed here is to be found on the web elsewhere. Bernie then gives him tips, but they backfire on himself. Season 2, Episode 10 January 15, 2003 Season 2, Episode 10 January 15, 2003 Punished for perceived blasphemy, Jordan gets Bryanna to strike back for him by explaining how to keep the family free from sin. The kids decide to go on strike. Air Date : 18th-Sep-2002 Bernie is delighted that the kids are in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive them to school two days a week. The show's plot deals with Mac and his wife as they take in and decide to raise his sister's three children due to her drug addiction and abandonment of the children.
Bernie eventually forces the kids to live in a tent and hires 3 men to help around his house. Bernie and Wanda first think the visit will be good for the kids. Arie has a cameo as Bernie takes a pro-active role in Vanessa's election campaign and Jordan's history project. Vanessa makes a school project video called My Life With Bigfoot. These events took place in Mac's real life and were under the same circumstances.
. But while watching Jordan and Bryana, a fire breaks out in the kitchen. This episode was originally produced for season 4. Bernie then puts them on severe punishment. When the house turns into a sty, Bernie hires scabs neighborhood kids to do the work. This episode was originally produced for season 4. Bernie wants to go see the game, but with Wanda in the way, he has Jordan fake an attack, so they could go see the game.
But Bernie plows through anyway, only to suffer a ravaging illness that prompts two disturbing dreams. After a priest at school misinterprets Jordan's innocent questions about religion, he warns Bernie, who sentences the boy to intensive Bible study. In the end, Bernie discovers that Jordan has been using him and he reconciles with Vanessa. Bernie and Wanda decide to let the grandparents take care of the kids and leave for several hours. This episode was originally produced for season 4. Bryana has to learn what belongs in a microwave and what doesn't since she was the one responsible for Bernie's near-death experience.
Bernie hires a party planner and they decide to have an alien birthday party with a surprise at the end. Jordan enlists Bryana and her friends to help him sell a product. When Bernie hears about this, he tries to find a way to prevent the lawsuit from happening. Meanwhile, Bryana becomes addicted to wearing makeup, and she gets caught wearing makeup at school. While most comedians tend to draw their material from what takes place around them what made Mac's material so fresh and different was that he took events and things from his life that evoked pain and found the humor in them, helping him overcome potential obstacles. Vanessa also asks Bernie to help her on her campaign, so Bernie appears as many characters in her video of why she should be allected.
Upset after seeing Rock get preferential treatment at a doctor's office, Bernie's blood boils even more when his poker buddies fall all over his fellow comic, who drops by to tell Bernie that they will be co-hosting an awards show. When they return, Bernie and Wanda tell Lloyd and Leora how they feel and decide the best thing is for the grandparents to leave. Meanwhile, Jordan begins to take advantage of Bernie's new attitude. Later, Bernie would have to punish Jordan for stealing his money just to buy a telescope, which he found at the store earlier. Unfortunately, she crashes, and a guilty Bernie volunteers to take her class to the museum. Jordan and Bryana then try to protect the family from sin. Vanessa has a wardrobe malfunction while swimming.
Jordan teases one of the boys in the car, so Bernie makes Jordan set up a playdate with him. When Vanessa finds out, she is very upset because Leora did not tell her parents that a boy kissed her. Season 2, Episode 4 November 6, 2002 Season 2, Episode 4 November 6, 2002 Bernie makes the kids repair damage they have done to his yard, but they strike when he refuses to pay them. Season 2, Episode 14 March 12, 2003 Season 2, Episode 14 March 12, 2003 After taking the kids to the movies, Las Vegas-bound Bernie is further delayed by scenes that grow out of what they saw there, but weren't supposed to see. These types of lessons are ones that every parent figure can learn from.
Meanwhile, Jordan steals an old cast from the hospital and wears it at school to get out of gym class. Season 2, Episode 9 December 11, 2002 Season 2, Episode 9 December 11, 2002 Don Rickles guest stars as a neighbor whose ideas about lowering Bernie's high cholesterol have nothing to do with dieting or exercise. The kids really want to know what the surprise is, so they plan on going to Jordan's party. This is the reason why it isn't any surprise that one of the best comedic shows to be found on television was The Bernie Mac Show. Season 2, Episode 7 November 27, 2002 Season 2, Episode 7 November 27, 2002 Bernie's illness-induced Thanksgiving dreams include him and Jordan as claymation foes; and a demonic Vanessa on the wing of his plane to a kid-free vacation. Everybody has fun until Jordan's balloon launches—with Jordan in it.
He can't believe his mom never gave him one. Jordan's older friends are forcing him to have them meet Vanessa, but he doesn't want to. Air Date : 7th-May-2003 Bernie finds out Jordan has never had a birthday party. Season 2, Episode 3 October 30, 2002 Season 2, Episode 3 October 30, 2002 Bernie regrets making Jordan befriend a nerdy kid in his car pool when the boy's equally nerdy father attaches himself to Bernie. Guest appearances by , , and. Jordan is upset when he puts his time into making a dung beetle project, but ends up only getting the huge pile of dung done.
It is your responsibility to ensure that you comply with all your regional legalities and personal access rights regarding any streams to be found on the web. He proposes that they earn allowances by doing chores. Patterson November 4, 2005 2005-11-04 08-05-506 Bernie and Wanda are about tired of telling the kids to stop doing things they are not supposed to do, so Bernie teaches Wanda how to use Big Mama's belt. Unfortunately, Bernie has trouble preparing them, because Jordan fakes an illness, Bryana wants to wear her princess costume, and Vanessa can't do her hair. These same kids are expecting Bernie to raise their allowances.